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Florida Man Memes That Will Make You Laugh (and Question Humanity)

By

Mariana Zapata

, updated on

December 5, 2024

You know Florida man even if you don't know Florida man. He's an entity that compiles the numerous people that make headlines that usually go something like, "Florida Man Does [a Completely Ridiculous and Dangerous Thing]."

Whether he's dancing with alligators, pulling off scams that involve parrots playing tunes or walking naked along the highway, one thing is certain: Florida man never fails to shock and entertain us. 

These hilarious memes about Florida man and the state he calls home perfectly explain the weird side of this southern destination. We don't know whether to laugh or cry, so we'll probably do both while we question the fate of humanity. 

Well, That Didn't Go as Planned

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Sometimes, the universe just wants a good laugh.

You Know Florida Man. But Have You Heard of Florida Gator?

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They get into the same kinds of senseless shenanigans. 

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Disney vs. Florida Man

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We're not going to lie; we're rooting for Florida man in this scenario.

This Is Worthy of an Award

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You call it nonsense; we call it "being misunderstood."

We Wish We Could Say This Wasn't Real

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Unfortunately, we've personally seen houses in Florida like this.

Hawkins Has Nothing on Florida

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We've got plenty of deranged people with superpowers and monsters trying to kill us, too.

We Weren't Kidding About the Superpowers

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If the Avengers want to talk, they know where to find us.

Let Your Freak Flag Fly, Florida!

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Blander states just want to dim our glow!

We Have No Respect for Nature

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Some people just want to watch the world burn. Or flood, rather.

Women Can Get in on the Fun, Too

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We apologize to the writers of "Snakes on a Plane."

It turns out the plot wasn't "a bunch of nonsense."

Except Only Tourists Would Fall for This

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Scratch that. Too many Florida people are willing to wrestle alligators. 

Yep, Sounds Just About Right

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He should've at least pulled a Robin Hood and donated them.

This Is Why Everyone Is Jealous of Florida

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Other states could never!

We Need the Whole Story

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First of all, what did he do that he thought they were after him?

Yes, This Really Does Happen

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And, no, we probably don't panic as much as we should.

The Perks of Having a Reputation

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Even if it's not the, erm, cleanest one.

Legal Shmegal

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That's our real state motto.

Actual Footage of What Happens When We Even Think of Going Outside

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This is why so many Floridians have a Vitamin D deficiency (true story). 

Taking Self-Care a Bit Too Far

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Apart from the break-in, this sounds like an ideal night.

Accurate

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Don't come to South Florida unless you have the reflexes of a Nascar driver.

Summarizing Florida Summers With One Picture

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And they're immune to mosquito repellent by now.

Nope

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This is a mandatory reminder that alligators are actual dinosaurs and should never be fed. 

Florida Is Riddled With Karens

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Experts say they're more dangerous than gators.

At Least His Heart Was in the Right Place

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We can't imagine how horrified he must've been.

Eh, It's Basically Just a Tropical Storm

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We can survive a fallen tree or two.

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Shocking, Maybe, But Not Unreal

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In fact, no one in Florida would be that surprised.

Lacks the Brains but Has the Heart

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We're not saying this is right. But we understand his motivations.

We Might Be the Center of the Universe

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A chaotic universe, yes, but we're still at the center.

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