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Funniest Tweets About Southwest Airlines

By

Lissa Poirot

, updated on

December 10, 2024

Southwest Airlines prides itself on perks like free luggage and discount airfare, but the carrier is also renowned for being the only airline in the U.S. that gives passengers a first-come, first-serve seat.

Some equate flying Southwest to being the Wal-Mart of the friendly skies. You get what you pay for, along with a host of interesting people. But Southwest is in on the joke, as pilots and flight attendants are known to tell hilarious zingers for passenger enjoyment. Still, the best one-liners often come from fellow passengers. We can all relate to hilarious moments like these, shared on Twitter.

Red, Red Wine

Red wine

Twitter

That Was Quite a Show

Wedgie

Twitter

Psycho Killer

Killer

Twitter

Can't Blame a Guy for Trying

Brother

Twitter

The Drink MacGyver

shots

Twitter

Great Expectations

First Class

Twitter

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Twitter

Don't Worry; You Didn't Miss Much!

Good luck

Twitter

She's No. 1

No. 1

Twitter

At Least She Cares!

Window Seat

Twitter

Pilot Humor = Dad Jokes

Pilot

Twitter

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe

Sophies Choice

Twitter

Should Have Been Promoted to First Class

Painted Torso

Twitter

Just Kidding

Kid

Twitter

The Company Ink

Ex

Twitter

Jelly!

One percent

Twitter

Something's Fishy

Fishy

Twitter

The Sound of Silence

Silence

Twitter

The Drink's on Me

Drinks

Twitter

Carry on, Dear

Carryon

Twitter

When You're Just Too Cool

Adoption

Twitter

Good Track Record

Losing Kids

Twitter

Unless It's MacGyver

None

Share the Wealth!

Drink Ticket

Twitter

Do as You're Told

Trust

Twitter

First-World Problems

WiFi

Twitter

And the Entire Plane Let Out a Collective Groan

Collective Groan

Twitter

He's Messing With Our Heads

Messing

Twitter

Don't Be Weird

Middle Seat

Twitter

Fast Friends

Tuna

Twitter

Except for This Guy

No Tuna

Twitter

Dad of the Year

Dad

Twitter

Newbie!

Rookie

Twitter

Child, We Love You!

Heroes

Twitter

So Much for That Idea

Strategy

Twitter

The Best Slogan

New slogan

Twitter

Cleanliness Is Friendship

Cleanliness

Twitter

But Who Doesn't Want Their Own Row?

Own row

Twitter

Even the Pilot Agrees

Why

Twitter

Cough * Cough

Coughing

Twitter

Haven't We All Been There?

Chutzpah

Twitter

That's Not Funny

Not Funny

Twitter

Ba-Dum-Tss

Northeast

Twitter

Psycho Killer, Part II

Psycho

Twitter

Who's to Blame?

Delta

Twitter

We Feel Your Pain

@Altmeyer_FI

Twitter

Moving Motivation

Motivation

Twitter

Rich Man, Poor Man

Poor

Twitter

Middle Seat Match

Match

Twitter

Leave Us Alone!

Alone

Twitter

Vegas Bound?

Boys Weekend

Twitter

No One Gets a Free Ride

Free Ride

Twitter

Things You Never Want to Hear

Hear

Twitter

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

FatTire

Elizabeth / Twitter

Never Let Them See You Sweat

Deodorant

Jeremy Pepper / Twitter

Now THIS Is Living

Marry Me

Audrey Bowler / Twitter

Me Talk Pretty One Day

Flies Good

Alex Glick / Twitter

Really, It's Nothing

Nothing

Josh Wurster / Twitter

Kudos for the Ingenuity

Pact

Phil Derner Jr. / Twitter

Besties!

BFF

@crowkween / Twitter

I Think I Can, I Think I Can

Fly

Michael Ray / Twitter

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Drink

Jessica Lynn / Twitter

Love Is in the Air

Love

Governor Lil Button / Twitter

2020 Goals

Energy

Tiffany / Twitter

We're Parents and We Still Cringed

Lookout

Randy Bohlender / Twitter

Haha, You Can't Be Serious?

Art

Mike McClary / Twitter

KEVIN!!!

Home Alone

Gwen Mesco / Twitter

It's the Little Things

Breakup

Kim G. / Twitter

Jersey Girl

Jersey

Kristen Sheft / Twitter

Fake It Until You Make It

Full Flight

Idiot_Girl / Twitter

Life Skills

Life Coach

Mike Couchman / Twitter

The Two Are Very Unrelated

Vday

Emily Lynch / Twitter

Pare It Down

Not Thinking

Greg Nelson / Twitter

TMI

TMI

Bruce Sheridan / Twitter

It's No Joke

Joke

Ben Templesmith / Twitter

Isn't It Romantic?

Sad news

Robe / Twitter

What? Like It's Hard?

Booze

Matt Fish / Twitter

Solid Advice

Screaming

Twitter

Hope They Had Fun

Bags

Twitter

Who Runs the World?

Girls

Scott Stossel / Twitter

Meow!

Cats

Steve Olivas / Twitter

Bathroom Break

Bathroom

Twitter

International Man of Mystery

spy

Twitter

Everyone Has Standards

spirit

Twitter

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