Flying with Spirit Airlines is like paying to see the toxic ex you always swear you're going to block but keep coming back to. The cheap fares woo you back even when you know you deserve so much better.
Thankfully, Twitter exists specifically to help us laugh at our own pain. Users are as vicious as they are hilarious when it comes to roasting Spirit, with the heat turning up after the Spirit-Frontier merger was announced.
Ready for some laughter therapy? These are the most hilarious tweets about Spirit Airlines.
Spirit Airlines: Creating Jobs for Therapists Since 1983
But What's an Arm When You Get to Go to Vegas for $50?
The Spirit-Frontier Merger Caught on Camera
They're the Fast Food Chains of the Sky
Spirit Is Definitely Lloyd and Frontier Is Harry
At Least This Name Would Be More Honest
Oh, We Definitely Do
Even 'The Onion' Had to Get In on the Roasting
Correction: Take the 'IOS App' Out of the Sentence
So This Is Why Spirit and Frontier Are the Way They Are
Less Competition = Even Worse Service
Monetizing Breathing Is Spirit's Last Frontier
On Spirit, Even Ordering Water Is a Risk
But at Least Their AI Bot Is Providing Us With Laughs
Good, You Need the Extra Protection
We All Have Spirit Plane Days. Don't Worry, They Always Pass
Pro Tip: To Get Through a Flight On Spirit, Do as Many Fireballs As Possible Beforehand
This Was Our First Thought When We Heard About the Merger Too
jwoah5 / Twitter
Shhh, Stop Giving Them Ideas!
This Merger Is Full of Chaotic Energy
The Bright Side to the Spirit-Frontier Merger
Ahhh So That's Where Their Money Comes From
TheSyndeyA / Twitter
Wait, That Wasn't Taken on a Spirit Flight? Could've Fooled Us
Best Course of Action: Avoid Them at All Costs
At Least They Look Kind of Happy ... Or Maybe They Took Our Fireball Pregaming Advice
This Makes Our Stomach Churn Like It Does When We're About to Board a Flight on Spirit
And We All Know How Well 'Predator' Ended ...
Hey, It's Already Lasted Longer Than Most Spirit Airplanes Will
It Was a Brave Albeit Unwise Choice
Here Lies the Source of Our Toxic Relationship With Spirit
The Ultimate Test of True Love
And This Is How Carmen Made It to the Guinness Book of World Records
Frontier Really Should've Known Better
And They'd Still Charge You for Water
Spirit Pioneered the 'Hunger Games' in the Sky
Fire That Booking Agent Immediately
Ten Dollars Seems Steep. We'll Have to Verify This News.
It's Probably the Safer Choice
We Used to Love Travel Before Spirit Came Into Our Lives
sebastian__n / Twitter
Listen, We All Do Things We're Not Proud of, OK?
We Finally Know Where Spirit Got Its Name
kirawontmiss / Twitter